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Wishing you a wonderful holiday season filled with merriment, joy, love and copious amounts of quality booze.
I hope you all have been good little girls and boys. . . . .
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
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Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates is to report to President Bush first thing tomorrow morning. Let’s hope Bush listens to the man.
Bush shows some consideration for the brave soldiers fighting in Iraq and visits some of them today before he comfortably retires for the holiday season.
A leopard escaped from the Washington, DC Zoo! Though this […]
Though our military is already stretched beyond it’s limits to a potentially dangerous point of breaking, President Bush mentioned this morning during a press conference that he is ”inclined to believe that we do need to increase the level of American troops” in Iraq specifically within the Army and the Marine Corps. Bush has ordered Gates, our newly appointed Secretary of Defense, to gather information and devise a sturdy […]
George W. Bush participates in a menorah lighting ceremony and likes it? Holy Yammukah.
Meanwhile, Pelosi is placing new shackles on the ‘average’ person’s first ammendment rights. Wait a second . . . . .
Laura Bush went under the knife last month to have a cancerous growth below her knee removed. Ironically enough, the cancerous growth first appeared the […]
It is now official - This morning at a private ceremony at the White House, Mr. Robert Gates was officially sworn in as our new Secretary of Defense after a big “lavish” Rumsfeld send-off at the end of last week. Though the United States military is happy to see Rummy off, Cheney, because of the awkwardness of […]
There is a happy-giddy-giggly mood travelling amongst the Democratic leaders of our nation on the Hill today. Why? Because there is a new committee in town that will allow the Democratic majority in the House the honor of checking and balancing the intelligence requests that sweep through Congress.
Nancy Pelosi giggles:
“It’s with really some degree of […]
There is no hope for us here in DC in terms of having any commuter freedom. Governor Tim Kaine is trying to help aid the traffic problems by spending an additional $500 million next year on transportation projects, which will ultimately do little to nothing to help the chaos. Northern VA needs an estimated $17 […]
Senator Tim Johnson of South Dakota suffered from stroke-like symptoms yesterday afternoon. He was rushed to the hospital and had to undergo brain surgery last night. These next 48 hours are critical - not only for his own life, but the life of the Senate Democratic majority .
Pelosi gets all of her little ducks in a […]
Figure this one out: $450 Billion has already been spent in Iraq. None of the Pentagon’s money is being used to fund the war. Bush is throwing our money in all the wrong directions while leaving our troops without proper armor, manpower, weapons or aid. Congress is caught between the funding chaos not being able to do a […]
Today on Our Fanatical Nation we are featuring sixteen-year-old, Brandon D. Raap. It was reported that he was clocked going 142 mph down a four lane divided highway - 90 mph over the speed limit. DAMN! The reason for his speeding? He was scared he would be late getting home after curfew. . . . . Right. […]
Let’s prolong the peace process, shall we? Bush is extending his decision on Iraq until early next year. I am assuming that he recently realized he hadn’t yet finished his Christmas shopping and will be able to address the world comfortably after the holidays. Meanwhile our troops are being killed in rapid cross fire between Sunni […]
It so happens that Marijuana and Vicodin are Nicole’s drug tag-team of choice. Well! I never. Though it is known that Miss Richie is a recovering heroin addict, we had NO idea she smoked pot, or abused painkillers. Gasp.
Honestly - are we really surprised? What I’m shocked about is that Little Miss […]
Army Engineers Put a Stop to Sewage Waste Dumpage. The ‘Corps of Engineers’ is going to be spending a cool $96 million on a new sewage waste processing facility in NW. The current sewage process involves sucking up water from the Potomac River, removing the solid waste, cleaning the water, and then dumping the remnant […]
No Kofi Love for Bush. It so happens that Bush has done such a horrible job that he is not even MENTIONED in Kofi Annan’s farewell speech. Why am I not surprised? Oh yeah: 1) Bush is a poor, poor excuse of a leader, and 2) Bush has launched the world into a potential WWIII situation while allowing other issues such as the one […]
Barney the White House Christmas dog now has his own show. Bush has really done it this time. The show is titled “Barney’s Christmas Extravaganza” and can be viewed on the main White House page (right next to the link “President is Miserably Failing in Iraq because of idiotic BarneyCam Stint.“) It has been rumored that President Bush, […]
Those of the GOP who were involved in the cover-up of the Mark Foley child-sex-abuse scandal, such as Rep. Dennis Hastert, his staff, and House Majority Whip, John Boehner, have been completely relieved of all responsibility in the case from the Committee of Standards of Official Conduct (Ethics). How is it that people who are directly involved […]
Laura Bush was forced to change her dress at her own Christmas Party because THREE other women arrived in the same gown. Ha! Secret Service is now investigating the circumstances as to how the “Christmas Frock” intellegence was leaked to the public. The good news is that she had a back up gown to quickly change into:
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The National Christmas Tree was lit last night along with at least half of the District’s more affluent of business men and women. ’Tis the season for open-bar cocktail parties, and all-night-long company Christmas dinners. Rejoice!
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In the news - The front page of The New York Post displays a humorous picture of Baker and Hamilton as a pair of ugly monkeys, favorably poking fun at the fact that that is exactly what they are: a big bunch of apes. After catching wind of this epic hilarity, Baker reacts: ”Lovely.” In comparison, Hamilton […]
The Iraq Study Group Report has been completed and is now available for Congress to review, however . . . . the report is pretty much worthless. Ayad al-Sammarai, an influential Sunni Muslim politician quotes: “It is a report to solve American problems, and not to solve Iraq’s problems.” Well. Ahem. This is all quite embarassing.
Democratic Congressmen […]
Come one, come all to the Nation’s Capital to view Sylvester Stallone’s sweaty boxers. The exhibit is open to the public along with Sly’s signature black hat and a pair of autographed boxing gloves from Rocky II (1979) and a pair of boxing trunks and shoes from Rocky III (1982).
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