Iraq Report a Bust, Past Senator ‘Macaca’ Speaks, Clooney Seeks Fame in India . . . . all this and more, at Starked DC

by admin on December 7th, 2006

The Iraq Study Group Report has been completed and is now available for Congress to review, however . . . . the report is pretty much worthless. Ayad al-Sammarai, an influential Sunni Muslim politician quotes: “It is a report to solve American problems, and not to solve Iraq’s problems.” Well. Ahem. This is all quite embarassing.
Democratic Congressmen hit the stairmaster’s at Gold’s on Capitol Hill. Since the November ‘06 elections, the Democratic leaders of our nation find a new found interest in working out and eating right. The better to flex those political muscles! Rawr.
Bush and Blair together again. The End.
Former VA Senator, George “Macaca” Allen delivers his final speech on Senate floor. Can you believe he had plans to run for President in 2008? Ugh. The horror.
George Clooney wants to be a Bollywood star.
Inner city poverty follows families into the Suburbs. Congratulations, America, we have now reached new national economic lows.
The Washington Post is creating a monster . . . .
Disaster training is underway here at the Nation’s Capitol. Practice makes perfect.
Up for a drink? Try out this fancy water joint. That’s right - water.

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